I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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