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(952): View more from Minnesota

I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga

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(614): View more from Ohio

Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks

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That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills

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(561): View more from Florida

I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you

(860): View more from Connecticut

I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up

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