you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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