Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
