I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
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