Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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