I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
