absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
The beer is more important than you right now.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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