3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
There are leaves in my underwear?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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