I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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