I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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