is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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