Non-Jews are for practice
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
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