okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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