I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Ketchup is God's man juice
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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