Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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