i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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