I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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