So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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