I wish you could order shots online.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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