Midget sex pt 2 tonight
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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