at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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