we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
