We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just found puke in my bra..
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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