do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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