I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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