ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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