I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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