How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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