So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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