Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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