Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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