And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
