called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Randomize
