just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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