She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
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