Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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