When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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