I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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