i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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