I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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