why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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