No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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