Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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