Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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