You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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