ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I have a video (on my shattered iphone) of a random DJ at some bar giving me a birthday shoutout and texts from random numbers talking about birthday sex. My birthday is in April... Happy birthday to me?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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