i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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