I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Randomize
