Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
As shirtless as possible
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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