New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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