doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
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