windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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