I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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