i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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