So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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