if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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