The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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