its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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