Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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