uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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